Bleed gold, spit class and fart rainbows
omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
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101 Reasons to Be Abstinent: #18 more time to spend online
Can explore other ways to show your love
They only gave me 13 more time to spend online. I just gypped 5 time of online. :(
#17 Don’t have to explain to parents
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There are three types of people in this world. Those who take life too seriously and miss out on it all, those who blow life off like its nbd, and those who live life to the fullest, with their friends next to them to make it that much better <3Likes
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What happens when you microwave a bag of doritos.
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i used to be really scrawny. i’m about 5’9 and i’ve always weighed less than...
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“What you see here is a 70 pound difference. I grew up a bigger girl; but for...
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Just spend an hour on the phone with Disney.
Trying to get the rights to do my own original musical...
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GAVIN LETS SKYPE RIGHT NOW
- too lazy to get off my dash … rofl. please see this
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